Cute Tumblr Themes

Um... Hey, there are 7 billion people in the world to talk to and you are on my tumblr page...
CONGRATULATIONS, you made the right choice!!!

thistimewithoutfail:

veggietalesyaoi:

if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking

or theyd get an extra hour in the ball pit

theamericankid:

Big Bird is high as shit.

theamericankid:

Big Bird is high as shit.

scottmcrogers:

yooooo! thats the girl who brought the milk! Look!

scottmcrogers:

yooooo! thats the girl who brought the milk! Look!

katsupandmeowstard:

kittiezandtittiez:

Meanwhile in Afghanistan

This makes my heart so happy

guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?
lawebloca:

Goat Scratching It’s Butt With It’s horn

lawebloca:

Goat Scratching It’s Butt With It’s horn

betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

whovian-all-over:

ohyousillypotato:

And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.

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The blogger is a shy, docile creature…

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… that prefers the darkness…

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… and tends to be wary of the outside world.

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The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.image

We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…

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… but to no avail.

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I am so glad this is back

mrtwentington:

punchdeck:

semideusa-idiota:

Black and white twins 

I didn’t realize this was possible.

YEAH! GENETICS, BITCH!

I talked about this the other day and someone said “what the actual fuck” as if I was talking nonsense, this is a real thing